Mandy: college graduate, super-sinful unwed mother, narcissist, graphic artist by day, disillusioned writer by night, also super-sinful liberal, feminist (need I mention?); mixed bag, you know.

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Drinks will not be served. But wouldn't it be awesome if they were?
Blissfully Unwed
Almost as good as Cheaters: undeniable evidence of my partner’s maaaybe-too-close bond with our “first baby,” Little Bear. Our trial run may have failed in the potty training department, but we are co-sleeping PROS. Obvs!

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Almost as good as Cheaters: undeniable evidence of my partner’s maaaybe-too-close bond with our “first baby,” Little Bear. Our trial run may have failed in the potty training department, but we are co-sleeping PROS. Obvs!

Oh no, Puppy, don’t go! :( 

And good morning, followers, BTW. :) 

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He’s hogging all the cute AGAIN!

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He’s hogging all the cute AGAIN!

I think he’s trying to tell me something… it sounds like, “Don’t worry, mom, there’s no way I’ll grow up to be a Republican!”

Seriously. No room for interpretation in that statement.

Who has the cutest kid in a hollow plastic fish?
That’s right, bitches. I do.

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Who has the cutest kid in a hollow plastic fish?

That’s right, bitches. I do.